• me when someone likes & reblogs my selfie: so what are we
  • when doggy hella cute: (◕‿◕✿)
  • when owner hella cute as well: (⊙‿⊙✿)
  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop crying
bitterarab:

Damn.

bitterarab:

Damn.

lord-kitschener:

grumpyguns:

squidowlrobot:

the-tonberry:

reaill:

babestuck:

i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

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I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.

oh my god. i cannot stop laughing 

oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard

The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

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expected-chaos:

Who wants to join me for this weeks game of “let’s get tipsy and clean the condo”

snatchedweaves:

mattressblowoutsale:

o my fucking lord

This is the scariest AHS promo

neairaalenko:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Hun

randomgeekyshit:

Selfies are back

camsfarts:

astrangeenchantedboy:

hologran:

reichfeels:

sassykardashian:

seruant:

ah yes, its almost halloween. 

it is september, this is not ok

This is not okay during Any month of the year.

he got so into it his hand fell off

this offends me

Me in the after life.

niknak79:

Chilling at the beach

niknak79:

Chilling at the beach

motherhenna:

who is she

motherhenna:

who is she

punkrockluna:

ilovecharts:

Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour

*Flings this chart at baby boomers*

punkrockluna:

ilovecharts:

Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour

*Flings this chart at baby boomers*